Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The last person that quit or was fired \ | will be held responsible for everything | | that goes wrong -- until the next | \ person quits or is fired. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;