Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "IBM uses what I like to call the \ | 'hole-in-the-ground technique' to | | destroy the competition..... IBM digs a | | big HOLE in the ground and covers it | | with leaves. It then puts a big POT OF | | GOLD nearby. Then it gives the call, | | 'Hey, look at all this gold, get over | | here fast.' As soon as the competitor | | approaches the pot, he falls into the | | pit" | | | \ -- John C. Dvorak / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;