Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Any reproduction or redistribution of \ | the Software not in accordance with the | | License Agreement is expressly | | prohibited by law, and may result in | \ severe civil and criminal penalties. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;