Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Time washes clean Love's wounds unseen. \ | That's what someone told me; But I | | don't know what it means. | | | \ -- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;