Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Men have as exaggerated an idea of \ | their rights as women have of their | | wrongs. | | | \ -- E. W. Howe / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;