Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Although Poles suffer official \ | censorship, a pervasive secret police | | and laws similar to those in the USSR, | | there are thousands of underground | | publications, a legal independent | | Church, private agriculture, and the | | East bloc's first and only independent | | trade union federation, NSZZ | | Solidarnosc, which is an affiliate of | | both the International Confederation of | | Free Trade Unions and the World | | Confederation of Labor. There is | | literally a world of difference between | | Poland - even in its present state of | | collapse - and Soviet society at the | | peak of its "glasnost." This difference | | has been maintained at great cost by | | the Poles since 1944. -- David | | Phillips, SUNY at Buffalo, about | | establishing a | | | | gateway from EARN (Eurpoean Academic | | Research Network) | | | \ to Poland / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;