Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The good oxymoron, to define it by a \ | self-illustration, must be a | | | \ planned inadvertency. -Wilson Follett / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;