Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Somehow I reached excess without ever \ | noticing when I was passing through | | satisfaction. | | | \ -- Ashleigh Brilliant / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;