Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The world is full of people who have \ | never, since childhood, met an open | | doorway with an open mind. | | | \ -- E. B. White / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;