Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Never try to teach a pig to sing. It \ | wastes your time and annoys the pig. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;