Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you don't have time to do it right, \ | where are you going to find the time to | \ do it over? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;