Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Schapiro's Explanation: \ | | | The grass is always greener on the | | other side -- but that's | | | \ because they use more manure. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;