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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ There was an old Indian belief that by  \
| making love on the hide of their        |
| favorite animal, one could guarantee    |
| the health and prosperity of the        |
| offspring conceived thereupon. And so   |
| it goes that one Indian couple made     |
| love on a buffalo hide. Nine months     |
| later, they were blessed with a healthy |
| baby son. Yet another couple huddled    |
| together on the hide of a deer and they |
| too were blessed with a very healthy    |
| baby son. But a third couple, whose     |
| favorite animal was a hippopotamus,     |
| were blessed with not one, but TWO very |
| healthy baby sons at the conclusion of  |
| the nine month interval. All of which   |
| proves the old theorem that: The sons   |
| of the squaw of the hippopotamus are    |
| equal to the sons of the squaws of the  |
\ other two hides.                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;