Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There was an old Indian belief that by \ | making love on the hide of their | | favorite animal, one could guarantee | | the health and prosperity of the | | offspring conceived thereupon. And so | | it goes that one Indian couple made | | love on a buffalo hide. Nine months | | later, they were blessed with a healthy | | baby son. Yet another couple huddled | | together on the hide of a deer and they | | too were blessed with a very healthy | | baby son. But a third couple, whose | | favorite animal was a hippopotamus, | | were blessed with not one, but TWO very | | healthy baby sons at the conclusion of | | the nine month interval. All of which | | proves the old theorem that: The sons | | of the squaw of the hippopotamus are | | equal to the sons of the squaws of the | \ other two hides. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;