Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Randal can write one-liners again. \ | Everyone is happy, and peace spreads | | over the whole Earth. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;