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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Two battleships assigned to the         \
| training squadron had been at sea on    |
| maneuvers in heavy weather for several  |
| days. I was serving on the lead         |
| battleship and was on watch on the      |
| bridge as night fell. The visibility    |
| was poor with patchy fog, so the        |
| Captain remained on the bridge keeping  |
| an eye on all activities.               |
|                                         |
| Shortly after dark, the lookout on the  |
| wing of the bridge reported, "Light,    |
| bearing on the starboard bow."          |
|                                         |
| "Is it steady or moving astern?" the    |
| Captain called out.                     |
|                                         |
| Lookout replied, "Steady, Captain,"     |
| which meant we were on a dangerous      |
| collision course with that ship.        |
|                                         |
| The Captain then called to the          |
| signalman, "Signal that ship: We are on |
| a collision course, advise you change   |
| course 20 degrees."                     |
|                                         |
| Back came a signal "Advisable for you   |
| to change course 20 degrees."           |
|                                         |
| In reply, the Captain said, "Send: I'm  |
| a Captain, change course 20 degrees!"   |
|                                         |
| "I'm a seaman second class," came the   |
| reply, "You had better change course 20 |
| degrees."                               |
|                                         |
| By that time, the Captain was furious.  |
| He spit out, "Send: I'm a battleship,   |
| change course 20 degrees."              |
|                                         |
| Back came the flashing light: "I'm a    |
| lighthouse!"                            |
|                                         |
| We changed course.                      |
|                                         |
\ -- The Naval Institute's "Proceedings"  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;