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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Each of these cults correspond to one   \
| of the two antagonists in the age of    |
| Reformation. In the realm of the Apple  |
| Macintosh, as in Catholic Europe,       |
| worshipers peer devoutly into screens   |
| filled with "icons." All is sound and   |
| imagery and Appledom. Even words look   |
| like decorative filigrees in exotic     |
| typefaces. The greatest icon of all,    |
| the inviolable Apple itself, stands in  |
| the dominate position at the upper-left |
| corner of the screen. A central         |
| corporate headquarters decrees the form |
| of all rites and practices. Infalliable |
| doctrine issues from one executive      |
| officer whose selection occurs in a     |
| sealed boardroom. Should anyone in his  |
| curia question his powers, the offender |
| is excommunicated into outer darkness.  |
| The expelled heretic founds a new       |
| company, mutters obscurely of the       |
| coming age and the next computer, then  |
| disappears into silence, taking his     |
| stockholders with him. The mother       |
| company forbids financial competition   |
| as sternly as it stifles ideological    |
| competition; if you want to use         |
| computer programs that conform to       |
| Apple's orthodoxy, you must buy a       |
| computer made and sold by Apple itself. |
|                                         |
| -- Edward Mendelson, "The New           |
\ Republic", February 22, 1988            /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;