Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Declared guilty... of displaying \ | feelings of an almost human nature. | | | \ -- Pink Floyd, "The Wall" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;