Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ever since I was a young boy, I've \ | hacked the ARPA net, From Berkeley down | | to Rutgers, He's on my favorite | | terminal, Any access I could get, He | | cats C right into foo, But ain't seen | | nothing like him, His disciples lead | | him in, On any campus yet, And he just | | breaks the root, That deaf, dumb, and | | blind kid, Always has full SYS-PRIV's, | | Sure sends a mean packet. Never uses | | lint, | | | | That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, | | | | Sure sends a mean packet. He's a UNIX | | wizard, There has to be a twist. The | | UNIX wizard's got Ain't got no | | distractions, Unlimited space on disk. | | Can't hear no whistles or bells, How do | | you think he does it? Can't see no | | message flashing, I don't know. Types | | by sense of smell, What makes him so | | good? Those crazy little programs, | | | | The proper bit flags set, | | | | That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, | | | | Sure sends a mean packet. | | | \ -- UNIX Wizard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;