Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'm the only person I know that's lost \ | a quarter of a billion dollars in one | | year.... It's very character-building | | | \ -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;