Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The tree of research must from time to \ | time be refreshed with the blood of | | bean counters. | | | \ -- Alan Kay / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;