Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Yes, and I feel bad about rendering \ | their useless carci into dogfood..." | | | \ -- Badger comics / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;