Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Welcome back for you 13th consecutive \ | week, Evelyn. Evelyn, will you go into | | the auto-suggestion booth and take your | | regular place on the psycho-prompter | | couch?" | | | | "Thank you, Red." | | | | "Now, Evelyn, last week you went up to | | $40,000 by properly citing your rivalry | | with your sibling as a compulsive | | sado-masochistic behavior pattern which | | developed out of an early post-natal | | feeding problem." | | | | "Yes, Red." | | | | "But -- later, when asked about | | pre-adolescent oedipal phantasy | | repressions, you rationalized twice and | | mental blocked three times. Now, at | | $300 per rationalization and $500 per | | mental block you lost $2,100 off your | | $40,000 leaving you with a total of | | $37,900. Now, any combination of two | | more mental blocks and either one | | rationalization or three defensive | | projections will put you out of the | | game. Are you willing to go ahead?" | | | | "Yes, Red." | | | | "I might say here that all of Evelyn's | | questions and answers have been checked | | for accuracy with her analyst. Now, | | Evelyn, for $80,000 explain the failure | | of your three marriages." | | | | "Well, I--" | | | | "We'll get back to Evelyn in one | | minute. First a word about our | | product." | | | \ -- Jules Feiffer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;