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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  "Welcome back for you 13th consecutive \
| week, Evelyn. Evelyn, will you go into  |
| the auto-suggestion booth and take your |
| regular place on the psycho-prompter    |
| couch?"                                 |
|                                         |
| "Thank you, Red."                       |
|                                         |
| "Now, Evelyn, last week you went up to  |
| $40,000 by properly citing your rivalry |
| with your sibling as a compulsive       |
| sado-masochistic behavior pattern which |
| developed out of an early post-natal    |
| feeding problem."                       |
|                                         |
| "Yes, Red."                             |
|                                         |
| "But -- later, when asked about         |
| pre-adolescent oedipal phantasy         |
| repressions, you rationalized twice and |
| mental blocked three times. Now, at     |
| $300 per rationalization and $500 per   |
| mental block you lost $2,100 off your   |
| $40,000 leaving you with a total of     |
| $37,900. Now, any combination of two    |
| more mental blocks and either one       |
| rationalization or three defensive      |
| projections will put you out of the     |
| game. Are you willing to go ahead?"     |
|                                         |
| "Yes, Red."                             |
|                                         |
| "I might say here that all of Evelyn's  |
| questions and answers have been checked |
| for accuracy with her analyst. Now,     |
| Evelyn, for $80,000 explain the failure |
| of your three marriages."               |
|                                         |
| "Well, I--"                             |
|                                         |
| "We'll get back to Evelyn in one        |
| minute. First a word about our          |
| product."                               |
|                                         |
\ -- Jules Feiffer                        /
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        \   ^__^
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;