Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Kids have *_____never* taken \ | guidance from their parents. If you | | could travel back in time and observe | | the original primate family in the | | original tree, you would see the | | primate parents yelling at the primate | | teenager for sitting around and sulking | | all day instead of hunting for grubs | | and berries like dad primate. Then | | you'd see the primate teenager stomp up | | to his branch and slam the leaves. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't | \ Know Dum Diddly Do" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;