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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Kids have *_____never* taken                 \
| guidance from their parents. If you     |
| could travel back in time and observe   |
| the original primate family in the      |
| original tree, you would see the        |
| primate parents yelling at the primate  |
| teenager for sitting around and sulking |
| all day instead of hunting for grubs    |
| and berries like dad primate. Then      |
| you'd see the primate teenager stomp up |
| to his branch and slam the leaves.      |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't  |
\ Know Dum Diddly Do"                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;