Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Death is only a state of mind. \ | | | Only it doesn't leave you much time to | \ think about anything else. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;