Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I've built a better model than the one \ | at Data General For data bases | | vegetable, animal, and mineral My OS | | handles CPUs with multiplexed duality; | | My PL/1 compiler shows impressive | | functionality. My storage system's | | better than magnetic core polarity, You | | never have to bother checking out a bit | | for parity; There isn't any reason to | | install non-static floor matting; My | | disk drive has capacity for variable | | formatting. | | | | I feel compelled to mention what I know | | to be a gloating point: There's lots of | | room in memory for variables | | floating-point, Which shows for input | | vegetable, animal, and mineral I've | | built a better model than the one at | | Data General. | | | | -- Steve Levine, "A Computer Song" (To | | the tune of | | | | "Modern Major General", from "Pirates | | of Penzance", | | | \ by Gilbert & Sullivan) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;