Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Truth never comes into the world but \ | like a bastard, to the ignominy of him | | that brought her birth. | | | \ -- Milton / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;