Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Official MBA Handbook on the use of \ | sunlamps: | | | | Use a sunlamp only on weekends. That | | way, if the office wise guy | | | | remarks on the sudden appearance of | | your tan, you can fabricate | | | | some story about a sun-stroked weekend | | at some island Shangri-La | | | | like Caneel Bay. Nothing is more | | transparent than leaving the | | | | office at 11:45 on a Tuesday night, | | only to return an Aztec sun | | | \ god at 8:15 the next morning. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;