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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ The Official MBA Handbook on the use of \
| sunlamps:                               |
|                                         |
| Use a sunlamp only on weekends. That    |
| way, if the office wise guy             |
|                                         |
| remarks on the sudden appearance of     |
| your tan, you can fabricate             |
|                                         |
| some story about a sun-stroked weekend  |
| at some island Shangri-La               |
|                                         |
| like Caneel Bay. Nothing is more        |
| transparent than leaving the            |
|                                         |
| office at 11:45 on a Tuesday night,     |
| only to return an Aztec sun             |
|                                         |
\ god at 8:15 the next morning.           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;