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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  Jacek, a Polish schoolboy, is told by  \
| his teacher that he has been chosen to  |
| carry the Polish flag in the May Day    |
| parade.                                 |
|                                         |
| "Why me?" whines the boy. "Three years  |
| ago I carried the flag when Brezhnev    |
| was the Secretary; then I carried the   |
| flag when it was Andropov's turn, and   |
| again when Chernenko was in the         |
| Kremlin. Why is it always me, teacher?" |
|                                         |
| "Because, Jacek, you have such golden   |
| hands," the teacher explains.           |
|                                         |
\ -- being told in Poland, 1987           /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;