Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There are two ways of constructing a \ | software design. One way is to make it | | so simple that there are obviously no | | deficiencies and the other is to make | | it so complicated that there are no | | obvious deficiencies. | | | \ -- C. A. R. Hoare / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;