Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I look at life as being cruise director \ | on the Titanic. I may not get there, | | but I'm going first class. | | | \ -- Art Buchwald / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;