Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Too many people are thinking of \ | security instead of opportunity. They | | seem more afraid of life than death. | | | \ -- James F. Byrnes / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;