Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Successophobia: \ | | | The fear that if one is successful, | | then one's personal needs will be | | forgotten and one will no longer have | | one's childish needs catered to. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;