Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A Riverside, California, health \ | ordinance states that two persons may | | not kiss each other without first | | wiping their lips with carbolized | \ rosewater. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;