Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "You are old," said the youth, "and \ | your programs don't run, | | | | And there isn't one language you like; | | Yet of useful suggestions for help you | | have none -- | | | | Have you thought about taking a hike?" | | | | "Since I never write programs," his | | father replied, | | | | "Every language looks equally bad; Yet | | the people keep paying to read all my | | books | | | | And don't realize that they've been | \ had." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;