Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / "There is such a fine line between \ | genius and stupidity." | | | \ -- David St. Hubbins, "Spinal Tap" / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;