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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A is for awk, which runs like a snail,  \
| and B is for biff, which reads all your |
| mail. C is for cc, as hackers recall,   |
| while D is for dd, the command that     |
| does all. E is for emacs, which rebinds |
| your keys, and F is for fsck, which     |
| rebuilds your trees. G is for grep, a   |
| clever detective, while H is for halt,  |
| which may seem defective. I is for      |
| indent, which rarely amuses, and J is   |
| for join, which nobody uses. K is for   |
| kill, which makes you the boss, while L |
| is for lex, which is missing from DOS.  |
| M is for more, from which less was      |
| begot, and N is for nice, which it      |
| really is not. O is for od, which       |
| prints out things nice, while P is for  |
| passwd, which reads in strings twice. Q |
| is for quota, a Berkeley-type fable,    |
| and R is for ranlib, for sorting ar     |
| table. S is for spell, which attempts   |
| to belittle, while T is for true, which |
| does very little. U is for uniq, which  |
| is used after sort, and V is for vi,    |
| which is hard to abort. W is for        |
| whoami, which tells you your name,      |
| while X is, well, X, of dubious fame. Y |
| is for yes, which makes an impression,  |
| and Z is for zcat, which handles        |
| compression.                            |
|                                         |
\ -- THE ABC'S OF UNIX                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;