Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Life is like arriving late for a movie, \ | having to figure out what was going on | | without bothering everybody with a lot | | of questions, and then being | | unexpectedly called away before you | \ find out how it ends. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;