Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to \ | sail. While Bill has a great deal of | | experience, he certainly isn't the | \ rigger Mort is. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;