Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men \ | just upload their important stuff on | | ftp, and let the rest of the world | | mirror it ;) | | | | -- Linus Torvalds, about his failing | \ hard drive on linux.cs.helsinki.fi / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;