Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When a man knows he is to be hanged in \ | a fortnight, it concentrates his mind | | wonderfully. | | | \ -- Samuel Johnson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;