Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "We wanted to build the chat system of \ | the future, and we ended up with | | application-layer multicast streaming | | media. In 1999. We were a bit ahead of | | our time [∗∗]" | | | | [∗∗] This is marketing-speak for | | “wrong”; you can say the same thing | | for a batter’s swing when he takes a | | strike. | | | | -- Thomas Ptacek, | \ http://www.matasano.com/log/914/ / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;