Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and \ | the ASBESTOS leaking into my PERSONAL | \ SPACE!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;