Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I prefer rogues to imbeciles because \ | they sometimes take a rest. | | | \ -- Alexandre Dumas, fils / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;