Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I thought you were trying to get into \ | shape." | | | | "I am. The shape I've selected is a | \ triangle." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;