Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The Bible is not my Book and \ | Christianity is not my religion. I | | could never give assent to the long | | complicated statements of Christian | | dogma. | | | \ -- Abraham Lincoln / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;