Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is easy to find fault, if one has \ | that disposition. There was once a man | | who, not being able to find any other | | fault with his coal, complained that | | there were too many prehistoric toads | | in it. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;