Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Let us never negotiate out of fear, but \ | let us never fear to negotiate. | | | \ -- John F. Kennedy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;