Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have \ | worked for the CSSG. | | | \ -- Phil Lapsley / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;