Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / All this wheeling and dealing around, \ | why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. | | Money's just the way we keep score. | | | \ -- Henry Tyroon / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;