Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's \ | it's, not its, if you mean it is. If | | you don't, it's its. Then too, it's | | hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's | | either. It's ours, and likewise yours | | and theirs. | | | | -- Oxford University Press, Edpress | \ News / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;